It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You're like the curious george of whores
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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