Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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