Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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