I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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