You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
