btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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