definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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