Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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