Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
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