i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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