just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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