do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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