just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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