When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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