I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
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