Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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