and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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