I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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