Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Bring me that man meat
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
