But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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