she woke up with a sticky ear
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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