Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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