wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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