yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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