the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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