No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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