Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I FOUND THE LEGS
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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