Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
My dick has a subreddit
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Randomize
