Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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