Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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