Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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