so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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