Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
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