i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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