Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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