I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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