As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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