i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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