It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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