S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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