It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Randomize
