what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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