About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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