he thought i was a dude.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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