I wish I only lived at night.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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