If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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