Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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