Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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