I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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