Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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