whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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